biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fireheartedkaratepup:

scyphozoic:

rubyfruitjumble:

teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

oh my gd

Please check out the tags from the person I reblogged this from, omw

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anyways thats how i saw a man die on the subway

src: @the-exsalted-one 

I had a dude on Facebook try to explain to me (very typically Chinese surname, visibly Chinese in my profile picture) how to spell Nanjing. He insisted that it was correctly spelled Nanking, using the Wade-Giles instead of the hanyu pinyin romanization system – which China adopted in the 1950s and even the USA adopted in the 1980s. I shut that bullshit down real fast lol.