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vmae:

vampiraptor:

hadas-the-unseelie:

vmae:

pensez-a-erik:

vmae:

vampiraptor:

Why are salt circles supposed to keep demons away?

Because the dirty secret is that demons are just giant slugs. That’s why. They don’t want you to know this, but that’s why.

Actually its just because salt is really tasty but it doesnt exist in hell so when demons see free salt they drop everything to just get down and start eating the salt

same

I have a salt deficiency if you throw salt at me I WILL abandon my moral conquest to slurp it all off the floor

please someone buy this man a salt lick

His GF is salty enough

Yeah but I can’t eat that

Sure? 😉