rettoseireddo:

hanasheralhaminail:

spockt:

rettoseireddo:

hanasheralhaminail:

spockt:

@hanasheralhaminail our au where spock crash lands in jims farm in the 70s  and they dress him like a hippie to hide the fact that hes an alien. 

@spockt Overalls Spock is shy and has just received some flowers from Jim. The cat (also Jim’s) has sworn him unconditional love. Jim’s clothes are too short on him, but they’re comfortable. He doesn’t need to hide his ears when they’re alone, does he?

Oh, God, I did it anyway.
I found a lot of great references and now I know a lot about hippies xDD

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let’s continue the hippie spock trail people 

Is this hippie enough? I added rainbows. And Jim.

What are you guys doing to me?

All for red plaid shirts and the efforts of Spockt  over the clothes 

padmedidntdieforthis:

adreadfulidea:

lierdumoa:

evilminji:

moonsofavalon:

star-lord:

lilian-cho:

roachpatrol:

vulcandroid:

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

@sineala

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek

give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

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I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

unkemptseeker:

prokopetz:

poopsonthemoon:

funnyandhilarious:

Star Trek Stabilized »

Now my favourite gif.

I’m not sure what’s funnier:

  • Data’s jostling somehow not extending to his head
  • Riker going at it like he’s riding a mechanical bull
  • Picard just leaning over his armrest like he dropped his keys
  • Worf trying to dance and losing the beat
  • The guy by the turbolift entrance conspicuously glancing around at the other actors to make sure he’s doing it right

This has fucked me up and I can’t stop laughing.

Sometimes Amanda will put music on and dance to it in her office at the embassy, doing one half of a couple dance. Sarek sees her doing it a few times and one day just opens the door, walks in, and proceeds to foxtrot her around the office.

petimetrek:

Another dancing headcanon: Amanda teaching Sarek swing-dancing.

Apparently in the ST novels they met at a reception and danced several times. They did this everytime they saw each other in a celebration. So all the Sarek/Amanda headcanons that involves dancing is kind of canon and also my favourite thing in the world ❤

plaidshirtjimkirk:

A very late birthday gift for petimetrek. ❤ The pairing is Sarek/Amanda.

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Most Amenable

“Do you want to stop?”

There was concern present in a familiar female voice and in the way her hands held tightly to his lean torso.

“No…” Sarek groaned out, the word leaving his lips in a deep, soft drawl. Despite his answer, his feet planted against the floor and his eyes closed immediately after, shoulders slumping and head hanging.

With his right hand, Sarek reached out to the wall, digits spreading wide apart from each other and anchoring himself to combat the world that had most curiously become unstable around him. Everything was blurry and sloshing together, a kaleidoscope of colors making him dizzy and confused.

A soft laugh came from beneath his left shoulder, but it wasn’t enough to convince him to open his eyes.

“Sarek.”

He thought he heard his name, but wasn’t exactly sure.

He felt the weight of the woman at his side shift and found himself being gently guided to lean his back into the wall. When he began to slouch, he felt her stepping up to support him, the pleasing sensation of her body barely pressing against his making him crave closer contact.

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i have this headcanon i thought you might enjoy: naturally, Sarek researches human mating rituals when he finally accepts that he has feelings for Amanda. One of the results of this research is a poem (handwritten on actual paper), the execution of which is technically perfect, but as *poetry* its atrocious. he’s a bit disgruntled at her obvious amusement when she first reads it, but when she, blushing, stubbornly insists on keeping it, he concludes that it had its intended effect.

petimetrek:

Roses are not generally red, because there are other varieties with an incredible variation of colors. But you, as someone that likes gardening, know probably more about this than me.

Violets are, in fact, purple. Your eyes are astonishingly blue.

This human poem is illogical, but it is only logical that I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Hey, I love your Sarek/Amanda comic so so much, do you happen to know of any good Sarek/Amanda fanfictions? Thank you ^.^

petimetrek:

Sorry anon, I’ve been really busy. Also thank you so much… I miss drawing the comic *sigh*. Once ceases to be a disaster I’ll draw more ;). Anyway there’s a list of my fav s/a fanfics:

  • Gratified by your company: “The year they met and married.“ This is the best fanfic EVER. In fact, this is the fanfic that inspired me to draw the comic (you can see lots of similarities). But really, read all the fics of this author (my senpai starfleetdream) because they are amazing.
  • Building good HumanVulcan relations: “When Amanda is asked to show the Vulcan Ambassador Sarek around the school where she teaches she had no idea how much it would change her life.”
  • Under the Mistletoe:Amanda invites Vulcan Ambassador Sarek and his aide Soran to experience the Terran holidays with her family.”
  • My child: “The Journal of Sarek and Amanda, chronicling their efforts in having a child together.”
  • Exchange student: “In order to understand humans better, Sarek of Vulcan participates in an exchange student program. While staying with the Grayson family, he unexpectedly finds himself developing a close relationship with their daughter Amanda.”
  • And then I recommend you the st novels “Sarek” and “The Vulcan Academy murders”