prompt from @lenyberry: for some reason, someone gives Spock an herbal tea blend designed for helping humans get to sleep. But everyone failed to consider differences of vulcan biology & check the ingredients – and while catnip is a very mild sedative with no further psychoactive effects for humans, vulcans evolved from a more felinoid ancestry… No lasting harm done of course, just, catnip tea + insomniac vulcan = Extra Cuddly *stoned* vulcan who’s probably not gonna sleep til he comes off the high.
Bones shoots him a nasty look across sickbay. “No, you’re damn well not.”
“I will if you keep me in this bed a day longer,” Jim pouts.
“Jim, you’re recovering from a shattered spine and three broken ribs. Shut the hell up.”
“Yeah, but that happened a week ago. Hasn’t modern medicine evolved enough so that I can get back up and at ‘em with a broken spine within a week?”
“No,” says Bones flatly. He continues staring at a medical chart perched against his lap.
Jim tilts his head back and sighs dramatically.
“Jim, I’m discharging you tonight! Quit your belly-achin’!”
In response, Jim sticks his tongue out at him. It’s at this moment the sickbay doors decide to swish open, revealing Spock. Jim immediately straightens and his face straightens into an uncontrollably bright smile. “Spock!”
Prompt: I’ve never seen anything like the way you handled that. I’m just so moved.
Pairing: Space Husbands, with a little Sarek/Amanda thrown in there for good measure.
Requested by anonymous, thank you so much for the request!!!!! I had trouble thinking of a situation but anytime one can bring Sarek into the equation, one must, am I right?
Setting: Right after Journey to Babel
Once again, Spock found himself on the receiving end of his father’s anger. Well, since Sarek would never admit to anger, it was more that Spock found himself on the receiving end of Sarek’s perfectly logical disappointment. In either case, he wasn’t entirely sure how to handle it. He never was. He could stand against any furious tide but his father’s, and this situation was decidedly more serious than most.
“A human,” Sarek said once again, standing in the center of Spock’s quarters after seemingly not hearing Spock’s request that he sit. It was illogical to repeat the words, as they had at this point established that yes, Spock was in love with a human. Was, in fact, already mentally bonded to said human. He had been worried when his parents boarded the Enterprise that they may discover the relationship that had bloomed between he and Jim, but he had hoped with all the excitement of assassination attempts and Sarek’s own brush with death, they may have been distracted enough not to notice anything odd. Unfortunately, he underestimated his parents’ powers of observation.
today i learned that the famous “nuclear wessels” scene from star trek iv (the whale one) wasn’t scripted or staged at all. grandpa leonard (leonard nimoy, director) told nichelle and walter just to ask random people in the street in san franscisco where alameda and the “nuclear vessels” were. so they played uhura and chekov ad lib while grandpa leonard subtly filmed from a little distance away. all the people’s reactions as they walked by were genuine, and the nice brunette girl who answered their question really was a nice brunette girl answering their question. they had to chase her down and negotiate a contract to pay her for having a speaking line in the movie. and it became one of the most popular moments in the whole franchise. i love star trek.
this is an old drawing i really loved ;u; and you know i had to add long hair to make it pre-reform spock with some face tattoos thank you and goodnight
@hanasheralhaminail our au where spock crash lands in jims farm in the 70s and they dress him like a hippie to hide the fact that hes an alien.
@spockt Overalls Spock is shy and has just received some flowers from Jim. The cat (also Jim’s) has sworn him unconditional love. Jim’s clothes are too short on him, but they’re comfortable. He doesn’t need to hide his ears when they’re alone, does he?
Oh, God, I did it anyway. I found a lot of great references and now I know a lot about hippies xDD
let’s continue the hippie spock trail people
Is this hippie enough? I added rainbows. And Jim.
What are you guys doing to me?
All for red plaid shirts and the efforts of Spockt over the clothes
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”
The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
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