incubae-gifs:

James: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Sam: [to Matthew] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
Matthew: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.
Sam: Good thinking, fuck the system.

incubae-gifs:

Request by @xxxneonsoundxxx 

James secretly seasons the food when you aren’t looking.

Erik reluctantly eats it.

Sam playfully teases you and eats it anyway.

Matthew is a bad liar and exaggerates his love for your terrible cooking.

Damien is speechless when asked about the quality of the dish.

Diana is touched you cooked for her, she gives you a big hug.

missinfowikia:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DAMMIT RENA

…

But…

When You Threaten Your Seduce Me Friend About Writing Some Slightly NSFW About Erik…

Me:

Rena:

Matthew: I’m gonna reveal my secret kink guys!! Surprise, it’s love!!! *hearts @ Mika*
Damien, sipping coffee: Zecaeru you’re into that kitten-fucker shit and we all know it.

thats-so-ravenloft:

I was looking at Steam and it suggested Seduce Me the Otome and the first review sold me.