Tag: oh my god this is terrible

i have this headcanon i thought you might enjoy: naturally, Sarek researches human mating rituals when he finally accepts that he has feelings for Amanda. One of the results of this research is a poem (handwritten on actual paper), the execution of which is technically perfect, but as *poetry* its atrocious. he’s a bit disgruntled at her obvious amusement when she first reads it, but when she, blushing, stubbornly insists on keeping it, he concludes that it had its intended effect.

petimetrek:

Roses are not generally red, because there are other varieties with an incredible variation of colors. But you, as someone that likes gardening, know probably more about this than me.

Violets are, in fact, purple. Your eyes are astonishingly blue.

This human poem is illogical, but it is only logical that I want to spend the rest of my life with you.