oh god why did I make this bitch

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“HI I’M LIKE LADY EBONY FELLAURORALISTERINAVETTA MARY SUE! I hvae lkie a fvie-ocatve siignng voice, am lkie the olny daguther of Artmeis and the Girl-Who-Lived and lkie Vomdelort’s datghuer and Henrey VIII’s datghter. and like prtiteer tahn Apdrohite and smrtaer than Atehna and like the true ruler of Middle Earth and I’m like half vamipre and half weroewlf and half elf and hlaf angel and hlaf demon.

“I’m like half vamipre and half weroewlf and half elf and hlaf angel and hlaf demon, and becuase Vomelodrt was so jealous he killed them! And then the uncorins brguoht me to Middle Earth where Saruon tortrued me to get my power but tehn I esapced and I cmae to Tudor Enaglnd where I met my RAEL daddy, Knig Henry VIII! And I mdae tihs gril klil hesrelf because she was working agnaist my fahter the Knig. Knig Henrey VIII. she was a sult anywya sso nobody cared”