“Did he lose a bet?” Roxy asked.
“Did he lose his mind?” Harry countered.
Eggsy laughed at them. “Nope,” he said happily. They all watched Merlin yelling at the candidates while wearing a t-shirt and yoga pants.
Neon pink swirly yoga pants.
Roxy opened her mouth, and then closed it again. She tilted her head a bit and watched him pace.
All the candidates were trembling either in laughter or fear. And they were all staring at his ass as he turned to get stuff out of an equipment box.
When he bent over there was more than one whimper. And then a scream as a candidate ducked at the last minute as Merlin threw a knife.
“If ye are all done ogling my ass, I think that this has proved my point,” Merlin said. “Ye let my change in clothes, an absurd one, designed to confuse ye, actually work. A Kingsman should nae be distracted by such petty things. Go run laps.”
Harry smiled relieved. “So it was a test,” he nodded to himself.
Merlin had been coming over and heard that. “Aye it was a test.”
“So, we won’t be seeing those again?” Roxy said hopefully. Honestly they were very distracting.
“Oh hell yes, ye will. Do you nae know how comfortable these are? I’ve ordered like 7 pairs,” Merlin said. He did a quick knee bend. “I’m going to live in these.” He walked away.
Harry and Roxy stared at Eggsy in horror. “No” they said in unison.
Eggsy shrugged. “I like ‘em.” He whistled as he walked away, keeping an eye on Merlin’s ass the whole time.
Tag: merwin
CONFUSED
Merlin was confused. This couldn’t be happening. Not here in the fucking corridor, tear tracks still staining his cheeks. Not with Eggsy’s suit torn to shreds, gash on his head slowly bleeding.
“No, Galahad. No, we’ve both just had a shock. This is the first time you’ve been out of communication for more than a few hours.” He pulled Eggsy to his feet, “you know I love you Eggsy, but no, this isn’t you. This is the adrenaline.”
Eggsy frowned, pulling out of Merlin’s grip. “No, Merlin,” he said angrily, “you don’t get to tell me what I’m fucking feeling. This isn’t fucking adrenaline.” Eggsy took a deep breath and reached for Merlin’s hand. “I came really fucking close to never coming back and I … I realized I don’t want … I don’t want there to be any question who my heart belongs to if I don’t make it back. I love you Hamish, more than anyone, more than anything. Marry me.”
Fresh tears fell from Merlin’s eyes. He reached with his free hand to cup Eggsy’s cheek, thumb wiping a stray tear. “There is no question Eggsy, I love you. More than anyone, more than anything.”
“So is that finally a yes?”
“I can’t believe you’re doing this in the fucking corridor, but yes Eggsy. I will marry you.”
Grinning, Eggsy reached with his free hand and pulled Merlin close, turning his head to kiss Merlin’s palm. “I couldn’t wait,” he shrugged, leaning up to meet Merlin’s lips. He grunted when Merlin’s fingers grazed the wound in his head. “I had to know,” he grimaced, pulling back to look Merlin in the eyes, “had to be certain, and fuck romance.”
Merlin kissed him softly on the forehead. “Let’s get you to medical love, we’ll worry about romance later.”
Eggsy dropped his head to Merlin’s chest. “More than anyone Hamish,” he whispered, “more than anything.”
Merlin squeezed him tight, whispering softly in his ear. “More than anyone Eggsy, more than anything.”
merwin cock warming
“So I know the mission was just fuck up this cock-fighting ring, but…”
“But,” Merlin prompts in his you-are-one-inch-from-being-grounded-for-a-year-young-man voice.
“But I couldn’t just leave them poor birds so I brought them home and now they’re all split up around HQ so they don’t murder each other and they’re all sad and cold and their feathers are falling out and I don’t know what to do,” Eggsy finishes all in one breath.
Merlin pinches the bridge of his nose. “Alright, calm down. Geraint keeps rescue hens, he knits little jumpers for them until their feathers come back. Let’s start there.”
LITTLE JUMPERS :’))))
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