black sails tag urself: ULTIMATE EDITION
I’m Scylla and Charybdis
not to start any drama but once you realize that you do not need men to be happy/complete/sexually satisfied & that their roles in the lives of women have been greatly exaggerated, you open your life up to a quiet and peaceful independence. i appreciate that you can want men and love them, but you don’t need them for a single solitary thing, not even to become a mother, and once i understood that i added 548 years to my life expectancy
After 4 years in an all-girls school, I can safely say that I would’ve been perfectly happy in an all-female environment for the rest of my days 😂 I might have joined a cloistered convent if it wasn’t for the facts that my faith doesn’t have a strong tradition of such things and the fact that there is nowhere in my country with that anyway.
You ever question how extra I am about skincare, guess who is applying full-body coconut oil before showering to deep condition tf out of my skin.
I’m just gonna smile and pretend I don’t notice anything even remotely social, like I always do. Oblivious and brainless, absorbed in my worlds of literature and my own vanity. It’s a peaceful existence, though frustrating.
See the bad thing about having a metabolism that just won’t quit is that you go six daylight hours without a solid meal and you’re hungry, distracted, and your hands are shaking.
trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily
Pro tips from That Bitch:
Moisturise right after you shower, not just before you go to bed or some shit like that. It’ll absorb faster, trust me. I can use Nivea Creme (that shit is thicker than my thighs) and it’ll absorb within minutes and my skin feels like a baby’s ass afterwards.
Journalling regularly is overrated. Any form of self-expression is good enough as long as it works for you.
Drinking water: get a reusable 500ml/16 fl oz (larger, if you won’t have easy access to potable water eg from water coolers) bottle, fill it up every morning, and carry it around. You’ll drink. Try and get in at least two refills during your day, it won’t be hard.
♡ WHO’S YOUR DREAM DADDY?
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- Wishlist Dream Daddy on Steam!
Hello Cool Youth Minister Dad, I don’t suppose I could minister your dick? I wouldn’t mind Teacher Dad teaching me the finer arts of it, though.
This was such a pain in the ass to do and I am so pleased with how it turned out since it’s my first go 😂
3 hours of History exam… wish me luck
I got a 3 metre long charging cable. I can now charge my phone from across the room.