Tag: kingsman

“Why would you still buy burgers?”

coloursflyaway:

Daaaaaanke ♥

“Why
would you still buy burgers?”, Eggsy asks with a hint of disgust clinging
to his voice, his pretty face scrunched up as he watches Harry bite into his
burger.
It’s three in the morning, they have just come home from Sri Lanka, and since
McDonald’s was the only restaurant they could find to get anything to eat, here
they are, eating a very late dinner from paper wrappers.
“What do you mean?”, Harry asks once he has swallowed, takes a sip of Sprite.
“Y’know, after Agent Whiskey – I couldn’t eat anythin’ like that anymore
without thinking of eating a person.”
Harry lets a moment pass, sets down his cup, then smiles at Eggsy as innocently
as he possibly can. “Considering how you begged me not to stop yesterday night,
I really didn’t think you’d have anything against me eating a person…out.”

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Harry + Mr. pickles jr

notbrogues:

Harry would be expected to be a doting, slightly obnoxious dog owner and you are only partially right. Harry trains Junior to respond to whistles, commands and the snap of his fingers. Harry can walk Junior without a lead, just as he did Mr Pickle the first. Junior is a well behaved dog, a trembling little thing that stays at Harry’s heel and never barks unless needed to.

But the dog is also terribly spoiled in its own way. Scraps from the table, permanently curled in Harry’s lap when he’s at home, sleeping on the other side of the bed on the spare pillow. Harry talks to Junior constantly, tells him about his day and what new butterfly he’s ordered from South America to add to his collection. Harry believes, just as much for himself as he does for Junior, that good behaviour allows for minor indulgences.

lena221b:

elletromil:

lena221b:

#i want them in a rom-com#as those two bachelor#who keeps being neighboor seat in restaurant#and oh#they would both be trying to date#but their dates would always be horrible#and they would always end up speaking to each other#until one day one of them get their head out or their arse#and suggest that they try a date together#and it’s a match made in heaven#can i have this please?#mark strong#taron egerton

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#PERFECT TAGS ARE PERFECT #KINGSMAN CAST #MARK STRONG #TARON EGERTON #OK BUT ALSO #EGGSY AND MERLIN SITTING AT DIFFERENT TABLES IN A RESTAURANT #MERLIN IS WAITING FOR HIS HUSBAND HARRY TO SHOW UP #SOMEHOW HE ENDS UP FLIRTING WITH EGGSY #EGGSY WAS FINDING MERLIN HOT AF #AND THEN HARRY FINALLY SHOWS UP #BUT HARRY IS EQUALLY HOT AF #WTF? WHAT’S HIS LIFE?? #EGGSY IS ALL *__* AND ♥__♥ #AND A TINY BIT SAD BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY HAPPY TOGETHER #AND HOT #DID HE SAY HOT? #AND HE FEELS A TINY BIT SORRY FOR HIMSELF #EXCEPT HARRY IS EQUALLY CHARMED WITH EGGSY #IT ENDS IN POLYAMORY #YOU KNOW THE DRILL 🙂 #KINGSMAN #MERHARTWIN #IN THE TAGS (via @lena221b)

#yes please give me that???#merlin introducing the two#‘eggsy this is my husband harry’#‘harry this is eggsy he kept me company while you were stuck in traffic’#and eggsy is all blushing#because both harry and merlin look like they want to eat him whole and like#but they’re married!!#surely he’s misinterpreting the situation#but there is no misinterpreting the situation when harry asks him if he is there on his own#and if he would like to join them#since merlin seemed to enjoy his company#and he wouldn’t want to cut short their conversatoin#harry was the one in the wrong after all for being late#and eggsy can just kinda nod along numbly#while harry waves at a waiter to bring another to their table and another plate#and merlin and harry both flirt with eggsy all night#and merlin distracts eggsy while harry is paying for them all because nope eggsy won’t be paying for anything tonight#and just eggsy trying to find a way to leave them his number or something#and not be inappropriate just in case that he IS misinterpreting#but
of course merlin is faster and he gives him their numbers and is all
‘we should do that again but maybe in a more intimate setting’#‘like in our house’#merhartwin#kingsman

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