replicants6:

“Manners… maketh… man. Let me translate that for you.”

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

IT’S DEAD 😭 @staff YOU KILLED IT

chibichibit:

“Darling, would you mind..”
“Sure luv.”

BANG BANG©chibichibit

reggsys:

Roxy Reacting to Eggsy’s Nonsense

hartwindaily:

Harry & Eggsy + their ~~sons~~ puppies (◠‿◠✿)

theconspiracyroom:

harry and eggsy’s matching outfits

an au where your soulmate’s first words will be written in your skin and harry’s says “please help” so harry taught himself martial arts, study hard etc until one day he has to pick up mr pickle in a dog babysitter (merlin is uually the one who babysits mr pickle but he was busy so merlin puts him in there) which is eggsy and he found eggsy on the ground playing with dogs and eggsy’s first words were “please help” and harry is like “its you” and eggsy is like “thats not how i imagine that’ll go”

unwinthehart:

This is the cutest thing fsdgihghjfs

Harry learning anything that might be useful when he meets his soulmate, because he wants to be sure he’s ready and that he can save him.
And then it turns out the only threat is overexcited, cute, puppies and Harry’s done for. Meeting his soulmate is a revelation all in itself, but seeing him on the ground, swarmed by dogs with a happy, bright smile on his face makes Harry fall in love in a split second.

kingsman-network:

What about you, Harry? You were sick enough to shoot a puppy. Do you remember?

I will never get over the fact that it’s explicitly pancreatitis. Two of the main causes of pancreatitis are obesity, and fatty food.

Basically, Mr Pickle died chowing down on bacon and nothing can persuade me otherwise.

subinnnnn:

My only one.

3000w:

My new fanart, love Hartwin ; (

hartwinorlose:

hmmm so i feel like eggsy might be pretty good at the whole not-swearing thing around daisy because he’s been training himself not to swear around her for years and he’s gotten pretty good at it to the point where it’s just automatic that whenever a Little One is around he doesn’t say anything bad

but harry

harry has never needed this kind of restraint and kingsman agents have mouths like sailors so spending time with daisy is a disaster

at first there’s a swear jar

then there’s a swear bucket

then eggsy figures out he’s just gonna end up with all of harry’s money if they keep on that way, so he starts working on other tactics, all “just say something that sounds like swearing, but isn’t”

which works like a charm except harry keeps censoring the wrong words

“stunt of a bitch!” “harry, no”

“brotherfucker” “that’s not better”

“asshat” “you didn’t even try”

and all these failed attempts are catching daisy’s ear, of course, she just picks right up on all the words she’s not supposed to say and you should have seen the look on michelle’s face the first time daisy gleefully yells “fuck you!” after visiting big brother and uncle harry