leon (grumbleroar cosplay) looking bomb af in his agent whiskey cosplay. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Tag: kingsman
EGGSY UNWIN EGGSY UNWIN
SUPER SPY SUPER SPY 💥
That’s gotta be a fucking tiny case; there probably isn’t a drug-user alive mad enough to go to the Singaporean government or the Singaporean public for help. 15g of heroin, 30g of cocaine, 500g of marijuana – rope and a short drop. Exceptions if the judge is in a good mood, but then it’s still life imprisonment and a good chance of getting your ass caned into ribbons.
roxy trying to help eggsy out in wooing harry like
“hey, harry, sir, arthur, what’s your general preference for a potential love interest? height, hobbies, age, zodiac sign?”
a cough. “lancelot, while i’m very flattered i don’t think this is very appropriate.”
“oh no no sir, i’m just, asking for-”
“good, because it is often frowned upon for a man of my age to be with a lady like yourself-”
“sir, i’m gay. i’ve been dating amelia for 5 months.”
“oh well that’s good. me too. not the dating amelia thing. the gay, um, thing.”
“yes, sir, that’s fine. that’s perfect, actually. thank you for your time.”
“oh and miss morton? exactly 1.78m, athletic and a skilled driver, 27, and i don’t know anything about zodiac signs. you’d better ask him seeing as he’s listening to our conversation right now.”
“sir?”
“i’m available tonight after 7pm, and i do not like seafood on a first date. good afternoon, agents.”
eggsy and harry trying to get daisy to tell them who’s her favorite.
and daisy, just chilling and playing with her toys, goes “mummy.”
eggsy has to remind her, “okay but who’s your favorite in this room right now?”
daisy looks at both of them like they’re idiots and points at the dogs. (j.b. and baby pickles)
eggsy and harry both sigh as harry mutters, “well, that’s fair.”
daisy telling eggsy and harry random facts she knows and the two going “really? i didn’t know that!”
example.
daisy: -petting j.b.- did, um, did! you know that. um, that some dogs don’t. they don’t have…fur!
eggsy and harry: oh, you don’t say?
but sometimes she would say some cryptic stuff that toddlers do sometimes to them and it would be stuck in their heads all day.
example.
daisy: -takes a bite of her banana- this, um, this taste like skin. -pauses; then continues eating it- it’s good skin.
eggsy and harry: …
They also had these on an iPad for people to look at. I’ve never seen this art anywhere so thought I should share ofc!
Gorgeous! Similar to the ones drawn for The Secret Service
FantasyBoudicca 