Tag: kingsman the golden circle

gothiethefairy:

kingsman fanfics about how harry survived the headshot wound: paragraphs of intense hospital care, possible brain surgeries, side affects that included the migraines and seizures, shaking hands, amnesia, sometimes harry has a cool scar or his eye is gone, causing even more side effects. you can tell this writer’s google search probably looks threatening and confusing.

kingsman: the golden circle’s version of how harry survived the headshot wound: it’s a gel with tiny machines inside and we just slapped it on harry’s face. he still lost an eye and had amnesia for a while. then he got his memories back but he sometimes still gets hallucinations. oh and his depth perception is off now. that’s it.

lordzuuko:

I think one of the funniest things Merlin has ever said in Kingsman: The Golden Circle while being held captive, is telling Agent Tequila that ‘whiskey’ shouldn’t be spelled with an ‘e’ out of pettiness and Eggsy lost his shit laughing lmao

Merlin: hold your shit together
Also Merlin, 5 mins later: *drunkenly sobs and craves KFC*