gentlekingsmen:

thisusernameisunique:

von–gelmini:

mare-bare:

My fav part of kingsman 2 was Harry and Eggsy never deciding who would be Galahad. They literally just shrugged and never cleared it up

OMG I can just see these two doing that forever. Never clearing it up at all. Even when Harry’s named Arthur, he and Eggsy will still both answer when someone says Galahad. They play it as a running joke, much to the annoyance of Merlin (who’s still very much alive).

@von–gelmini yes please. They become an interchangeable unit. When a mission calls for galahad they both go. Other agents can have nonstop conversations across both Galahads because Eggsy and Harry share ALL info with each other now (since Eggsy’s footstomping tantrum over harry shooting Whiskey).

NuArthur has to specify if he needs Galahad Sr. or Jr. Eggsy one time asks to be called Indiana. Harry laughs but no other agent gets the joke (dont call me junior) Not so secretly, Eggsy loves being called Galahad Jr. Because it means Galahad Sr is still around, still relevant, still an active agent. STILL ALIVE . yes harry.

Their HR files gets a bit confusing though. They both live in the Galahad housing. They both use the Galahad tech gear. Even the Kingsman tailor gets their measurements mixed up sometimes. Because LBR Eggsy is not 6 foot tall bless.

The computer files dont differentiate between Galahads because this situation was never expected so when they’re on separate missions at the same time it will state that Galahad was in two places at once.

Galahad is a size changing, age changing, teleporting badass who can fight off twice as many badguys as anyone else.

I’d like to say they live forever fighting badguys and being awesome spy husbands. But sadly lbr. Harry is thirty years older. This ends one of four ways.

1. Harry dies first, naturally or not. Eggsy becomes the sole Galahad and it’s never the same again. But he keeps on. And proposes a candidate for the position of Galahad Jr. Arthur has to remind Eggsy that there is no position Galahad Jr. It was just a unique situation made quirky because for 25 YEARS the Galahads refused to pick another name. Eggsy just stares him down and says “there is now bruv.”

And the tradition continues forever.

2. Eggsy dies first. Harry does not cope well. It doesn’t matter when it happened or how. He cannot bear the thought of giving a favor medal to Eggsy’s mum…or more likely Daisy Baker Unwin. Harry can just imagine a few years down the line Daisy calling for that favor and Harry (even ilder and more weary) being unable to do ANYTHING other than propose her because God Help Him, he looks at Eggsy’s sister and sees Eggsy in her eyes.He cant do it again. He will NOT kill another Unwin.

One day he just disappears fron Kingsman HQ. No one can find him.

He shows up in Kentucky with a headshot and instructions for Statesman to NEVER undo the alphagel amnesia.

In the final years of his life, Harry Hart becomes a world renouned lepidopterist. He discovers a new species of butterfly. A tiny part of Galahad must remain because he names the species a hoity latin name with the word Eggsy somewhere in it.

3. The Galahads go out in a blaze of glory somewhere. They die at the end of a mission. Battered bruised bloody, their umbrellas destroyed, the last grenade gone, a handful of bullets left…the mission is done, the info retrieved, the hostage saved, the nuke destroyed…the Galahads realize this is the last hurrah and so they turn it into a dance. Twirling around each other, flirting, saying all the things they left implied for years.

Do you? I do.

Do you? I do.

The glasses recording everything.

They kiss.

Trade signet rings.

They die together. And Kingsman buries them under the same Galahad headstone.

New recruits try and figure out why one previous agent has two birthdays and one deathday.

4. They retire together. Harry gets to be a bit old and becomes the first agent to retire. Eggsy retires with him. Arthur complains because Eggsy is only in his 40s and hasnt reached retirement age for his benefits. But the computer is still confused over the Galahad files and retires Galahad but doesn’t understand that there is TWO DIFFERENT Galahads. So it’s either both retire or neither do.

Harry retires and becomes a lepidopterist. Eggsy retires and becomes his valet with benefits.

i’m broken and will be away in my cave sobbing