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“Why would you still buy burgers?”

coloursflyaway:

Daaaaaanke ♥

“Why
would you still buy burgers?”, Eggsy asks with a hint of disgust clinging
to his voice, his pretty face scrunched up as he watches Harry bite into his
burger.
It’s three in the morning, they have just come home from Sri Lanka, and since
McDonald’s was the only restaurant they could find to get anything to eat, here
they are, eating a very late dinner from paper wrappers.
“What do you mean?”, Harry asks once he has swallowed, takes a sip of Sprite.
“Y’know, after Agent Whiskey – I couldn’t eat anythin’ like that anymore
without thinking of eating a person.”
Harry lets a moment pass, sets down his cup, then smiles at Eggsy as innocently
as he possibly can. “Considering how you begged me not to stop yesterday night,
I really didn’t think you’d have anything against me eating a person…out.”

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Harry + Mr. pickles jr

notbrogues:

Harry would be expected to be a doting, slightly obnoxious dog owner and you are only partially right. Harry trains Junior to respond to whistles, commands and the snap of his fingers. Harry can walk Junior without a lead, just as he did Mr Pickle the first. Junior is a well behaved dog, a trembling little thing that stays at Harry’s heel and never barks unless needed to.

But the dog is also terribly spoiled in its own way. Scraps from the table, permanently curled in Harry’s lap when he’s at home, sleeping on the other side of the bed on the spare pillow. Harry talks to Junior constantly, tells him about his day and what new butterfly he’s ordered from South America to add to his collection. Harry believes, just as much for himself as he does for Junior, that good behaviour allows for minor indulgences.

mixxtapej:

Tequila and Eggsy hooking up would be an enormous headache for everyone involved since they’re both “Merlin/Ginger is most of my impulse control”

They tried to fuck in an empty whiskey barrel and got stuck and Merlin had to pull out “two bare-ass naked spies who we have entrusted with the safety of the free world jesus feckin shite we’re all in trouble”