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HI! I’m liek, Lady Sparkle Haylie Valentine Shirley Russell Adele!1111!

I was liek abandoned as a baby by King Aerthor Pentdragon and raised in the woods and so I became a nite so I could show up and liek kick his ass in revenge and all taht but tehn I dscisciscovered… mordlin was evuol! but dat stoopid ser okay didnor belife me! weven tho I am liek, the most BESTEST fighter evuh, better even than liek Sir like Galahad and Sir Lanselot put togethar!111!

so now im the only girl nite of da roundtable so i go on quezts an awql tha haD hauuys kwwp farl8ibg in lurrr wif me! but i haf to killl them bwecause my daddy kewps telling mw to. dis makes me cri.