you know what I’m looking forward to seeing a gif of? Harry getting hit in the face with a frying pan
get panned bitch
okay, but I want this clip in the same style as that mom holding lasagna smashing into a counter back and forth with “uh huh, that’s my shit / all the girls stamp their feet like this” playing over it meme
“So I know the mission was just fuck up this cock-fighting ring, but…”
“But,” Merlin prompts in his you-are-one-inch-from-being-grounded-for-a-year-young-man voice.
“But I couldn’t just leave them poor birds so I brought them home and now they’re all split up around HQ so they don’t murder each other and they’re all sad and cold and their feathers are falling out and I don’t know what to do,” Eggsy finishes all in one breath.
Merlin pinches the bridge of his nose. “Alright, calm down. Geraint keeps rescue hens, he knits little jumpers for them until their feathers come back. Let’s start there.”
Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.
ahahahahahaha don’t forget fucking nihilism we’re all gonna die and everything is a social construct or evolution enabler that now means nothing
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