cittisparks:

Arcana Modern AU: Dance Teacher Edition

don’t me for the doritos in the bg


ASRA

  • o shit boi’s an urban dance expert
  • 24 KARAT **~magic~** IN THE AAAAAIIIIR
  • Definitely includes Faust in some of his choreography
  • Can he actually do magic in this AU? god i hope so bc that would make his performances enchanting

NADIA

  • THE HOTTEST ballroom dance teacher u will ever meet
  • pray u don’t combust from the intensity of her gaze during tangos
  • pls don’t let her movements distract u because she’s got an iron fist when it comes to teaching
  • probably also knows how to belly dance

JULIAN (+)

  • HMM DAMN contemporary/ballet instructor bc the dude is hella extra and i also think he’s more graceful than he lets on
  • an excuse to put him in tight tights
  • I mean come on he already looks like a danseur noble with the pirate garb
  • probs one of those people who is more coordinated during a performance than in daily life rip

AND BASED OFF @theartofflorence (you lovely soul)’s suggestions, let’s add that:

  • Asra also knows Detroit ballroom dancing, and;
  • Julian is proficient in the swing, tango (as hinted in the game) and various other ballroom dances. Though he’s mainly a ballet instructor, he likes performing the other dances for shows and competitions because they’re more fun! 

savenkey:

jilljoycearts:

savenkey:

jilljoycearts:

Quaestor Devorak at your service.

Here’s our Halloween Collaboration Project with my dear @savenkey 
Be sure to check the rest  }:3c 

Praetor Asra at your service.

Halloween Collaboration Project with amazing @jilljoycearts
The rest is coming! 

Pontifex Nadia at your service.

Halloween Collaboration Project with @savenkey
Clothes by Sav here and I was working on the hair and makeup AND This is outstanding experience! Thank you <333

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!

THANK YOU @jilljoycearts I HAD A LOT OF FUN!!! ❤ 

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virginieawoolf:

gotlostintheuniverse:

coffeebuddha:

wreathedinscales:

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cheekless0nion:

cocksmasher69:

spearmint-milkshake:

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth. 

You have got to be kidding me

So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer’s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said “well I’ve never read the book”

My dude………..stop

my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make ‘donuts’, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking

i’m a fucking pastry chef

met a dude at a party who was talking about physics and asked if i’d ever listened to any online physics lectures bc he listened to all of this one series and they were so helpful and maybe i could learn some physics too

i have a degree in physics

and am a published coauthor in astrophysics

the best part is that the woman who invented the term ‘mansplaining’ (her name is Rebecca Solnit and i highly recommend her collection of essays) came up with it when she was at a party one night and a man tried to explain a book to her, and wouldn’t let her speak long enough for her to tell him that

she wrote the bloody book he was mansplaining to her

You know I have plenty examples of this but that last one takes the cake so imma just let it be.

The Rape of Nanjing (aka, Massive Rage-Inducing Topic, Chinese People WILL Know About This) came up in a Facebook comments section. I spelled it ‘Nanjing’, using the modern hanyu pinyin Anglicization system which was adopted by China in 1950-ish and the UN in 1986.

White guy tries to mansplain that it’s actually spelled ‘Nanking’. He’s using the Wade-Giles system, which hardly anyone except for historians still uses.

I’m Chinese. My display name is extremely Chinese. My profile picture also clearly shows that I’m Chinese. 

This bloody 白痴男人 tried to mansplain how to spell the name of a famous Chinese city to, basically, Chinese McChineseName.

ahhthelegend:

blinkyxx:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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April 2017

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September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

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