New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscoverbird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!
If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.
Well then…
Let’s get to work.
Without further ado, and over a year in the making:
Every time somebody congratulates me for completing the script, it fills me with guilt over not actually completing it, and the determination to complete it for real.
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
Why this got 2 mil notes that’s wild
Bruh, I’ve never seen this omg
Wtf is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
U ain’t ever see lion king ? Lol
Hold up, buddy ain’t never seen lion king?
Bucky probably did this shit in Wakanda all day
Omfg @papi-chulo-bucky and imagine while he’s doing it T’Challa randomly pops up out of no where like “What are you doing?” With his arms crossed and the ending of the video happens
my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time
THIS ONE!!!!
I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:
Chaotic Good
*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!
If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.
“I work on cargo ships. I’m usually at sea for nine months at a time, but sometimes it can go past a year. My last trip was 25 months. It’s tough out there. You’re so far from your family. It’s been easier since we got Internet last year. But before that you could only make phone calls when you got to a port. And you’d only get a letter once every two months. My mother died during a recent trip and I couldn’t even go home for the funeral. She was fine when I left, but somewhere off the coast of South Africa, the captain came into the engine room and told me she’d passed away. I was so weak I couldn’t work. The other guys volunteered to take over my shifts. Everyone chipped in some money and gave me a gift. We do that every time someone loses a family member. Your crew mates are all you have out there. All of us are going through the same thing. And if you don’t share your problems, you’ll go crazy.”
In Harry Potter universe Ministry of Magic can detect magic use but can’t find Death Eaters this way. It’s probably because storebought wands are collecting and selling your data and Death Eaters are rooting & jailbreaking to remove MagicFacebook. Ollivander is the Mark Zuckerberg of HP Universe.
Nah. A more accurate analogy would be the scar horcrux, collecting and passing on information on Harry Potter to Voldy until Harry ‘rooted and jailbroke’ it by going to get himself killed.
The Ministry of Magic just detects magic AROUND wizard kids age 11-16 via use of a charm. If the kid lives with muggles, barring the presence of a house elf, it’s not rocket science to work out who used magic. If the kid lives with adult wizards, they’re exempt from the charm because the adults’ magic will interfere with it, so the adults are expected to keep the kid’s magic use under control. The Death Eaters being a) adult wizards or b) child wizards who live with adult wizards…
Recently, a video of a man arguing with the traffic police in the city of Ufa went viral. First, a man; most likely under the influence, tries to explain something to the cop, then he starts to wave his hands.
Some internet users speculated, that the man demonstrated the techniques of martial arts, while others saw modern dance moves.
Or, you know.. Maybe Thor himself is perfectly capable of picking out his own clothes. His upbringing as a prince + his flair for the dramatic probably means that the likelihood of his walking past a shop window and going “those jeans with that jacket” is relatively high.
This is already in my queue but now all I can imagine is some sort of party and Jane freaking out about what to wear and Thor patiently helping her put something fantastic together.
I still say Thor fell fucking in love with that coat because he envisioned it as more or less the Midgard-fashion equivalent of his cape. It’s attention-grabbing, tailored to fit and flatter, and strikes a dramatic statement. And it’s the same color.
Thor is a man who understands that fashion is another kind of armor.
Thor is not a fucking idiot you guys, he’s been trained since birth to rule the fucking Nine Realms.
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