thor is that chad looking dude pathetic men try to say is the enemy and he’s always sort of messing around in class so u think he’s sort of an ass but one night you end up at the same party as him and find out he’s the DD for everyone there. He makes 15 trips. He carries four grown men into their dorms on his shoulders and makes sure they pass out on their sides so they’re safe but not until he makes all of them drink a glass of water.
then he asks everyone else who’s still conscious if they want to go to steak n’ shake before the night ends. he pays for all the shakes.
I’ve never read a more accurate description of Thor in my life
Nap – Featuring: Varian, Anduin, and the Murloc Plush Anduin is taking a nap because Varian is tired. ❤ Once again, this is Adariall’s fault for inspiring me in the middle of class, and yes, I sketched it on a piece of crappy computer paper before it made its way to my scanner and Wacom. I used several references for this as drawing larval humans is difficult.
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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)
Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around
Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram
in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine.
i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft
roxy trying to help eggsy out in wooing harry like
“hey, harry, sir, arthur, what’s your general preference for a potential love interest? height, hobbies, age, zodiac sign?”
a cough. “lancelot, while i’m very flattered i don’t think this is very appropriate.”
“oh no no sir, i’m just, asking for-”
“good, because it is often frowned upon for a man of my age to be with a lady like yourself-”
“sir, i’m gay. i’ve been dating amelia for 5 months.”
“oh well that’s good. me too. not the dating amelia thing. the gay, um, thing.”
“yes, sir, that’s fine. that’s perfect, actually. thank you for your time.”
“oh and miss morton? exactly 1.78m, athletic and a skilled driver, 27, and i don’t know anything about zodiac signs. you’d better ask him seeing as he’s listening to our conversation right now.”
“sir?”
“i’m available tonight after 7pm, and i do not like seafood on a first date. good afternoon, agents.”
New d&d dice proposal called lucked or fucked: a d20 but ten sides have 1s and ten sides have 20s, so you crit no matter what but it’s always a guessing game for which way it goes. To be used on really important, make-or-break-the-campaign rolls
Ya I know you could use a coin but listen. It’s not about the outcome, it’s about the Drama™
World’s Smallest Cat: Rusty Spotted Cat | “He may look like a kitten, he’d still fit in the palm of your hand – but this little male is very nearly fully grown. [..] What he lacks in size… he makes up for in daring.”
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