Author: cuilpantielthesleepyscribe

snowdarkred:

snowdarkred:

so, uh

did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??

like 

did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing

steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?

everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?

steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what

one-curly-spider-boi:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

zeraphinda:

furbearingbrick:

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

I needed this.

Everyone needs this.

me @ everyone who is having a bad time rn

You all matter and are valid!

himynameisnotslimshadyao3:

starkly-tony:

616 Tony “I’m Bleeding Out In My Armor But It’s Fine Because I Have Things To Do” Stark in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen

Half of me is

“Damn, that’s fucking badass”

The other half

“GET THIS MAN TO A HOSPITAL FOR FUCKS SAKE”