Find out what author you write like

acommonanomaly:

woodlandcrowns:

maylovelies:

revanslightsabers:

fn-57821:

fanfictionwriter101:

pen-and-sword-writing:

Paste a section of your wip and find out what author your writing style matches up with!

Comment who you’re matched up with!

I got J.R.R Tolkien!!

I got Anne Rice, Agatha Christie and Stephen King for different things so I should probably just quit tbh

Raymond Chandler? Who even lmao

Lmao i got Agatha Christie…

I’ve tested a few WIPs and such, and my go-to result tends to be Charles Dickens.

Ha! I got Agatha Christie on all the ones I tried, except Meet Me in the Woods, my Halloween-themed ficlet, which got Anne Rice.

So far, I’ve got Agatha Christie, Anne Rice, Jack London, and Ernest Hemingway, on four different pieces of text.

Fuck a consistent style imma do what works.

kovuero:

frickitty-frackitty:

thats-tea:

OH MY GOD BITCH

Imagine being so insecure.

hannysds:

I don’t know why this image exists but it does and we just have to deal with it

daftpen:

catchymemes:

This adorable proposal.

daglout:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

chrisvertner:

ironicbs:

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

stevenscrivello:

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius… played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

Yes, that ACME.

Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

ROBOT MONSTER

AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

Fucking plus

Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

vadersrespirator:

ben-yatta:

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

Man I miss Waxinator.

geardrops:

lenarise:

codewich:

lenarise:

by the way the funniest thing ive read all week is this post on reddit i think where somebody asked for the pros and cons of different stem majors and so this one girl responded and she said she was a software engineer i believe and then she said “ok pro #1. i never have to wait in line for the bathroom ever again. there are more female restrooms in this building than there are women”

pro #2: growing up i was surrounded by so many saras. just. saras everywhere. which sara do you want? but now, as a software engineer, I am the only sara. the eleven marks weep in jealousy.

the marks smdjdjdjdjd YEAH when i took my first compsci class the lab section had twice as many nicks than there were women

someone was complaining to me about how there are too many ryans on the team, and i said “you wanna know how to fix that? hire more women” and the only other woman sitting nearby spat out her coffee

starsberrisnunicorns:

Did the cat just give–