dickzoned:

aidadoesdoodles:

billshitposts:

ghara2:

lily-d247:

afatblackfairy:

sniggadoodles:

lisa-beignet:

theincognegra:

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

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THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y’all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

verymaedhros:

sugarcoateddarling:

ask-the-norwegian:

@ non-scandinavians: how do you cut/eat your cheese?

In Scandinavia we have something called an “Ostehøvel”, a cheese slicer. It was originally invented by Thor Bjørklund in 1925 in Lillehammer.  I use it every single day and it’s great. You might think buying presliced cheese is better, but no, this invention is a blessing. I recommend it. Make your life easier.

Mmmmm, well I’d say in the U.S. we use a cheese knife. But that may just be my family being fancy because we tend to like anything BUT presliced cheese made of plastic.

I use a potato peeler

Singaporean + Malaysian: Sharpest knife in the kitchen. Or break off chunks by hand if you’re a barbarian (coughMYCOUSINcough)