The incubi + Diana and Saero reacting to their S/O saying they love them for the first time?

imagine-otome-games:

James: When you’d interrupted his readings, James had no idea it would be to say that you love him. It’s a rather pleasant surprise and he easily returns the phrase back to you, beckoning you closer so he could tell you not only with his words, but with his actions.

Erik: Surprised at first, Erik quickly covers up that reaction with one of his smoothest smiles as he pulls you in close. He’s been telling you all this time that he loves you and to finally hear the same phrase from your lips? He felt like he was finally in the heaven the both of you deserved.

Sam: For a moment, you don’t think Sam has heard you because he doesn’t react at all. Then the color comes, an embarrassed flush making its way from his cheeks to the rest of his face all the way to his ears. He starts mumbling, absolutely flustered; don’t just sneak those things into a conversation like that!

Matthew: A bit shocked that you had been the one to say it first, Matthew stares a bit wide eyed. He’d always imagined himself being the first to admit it, but seeing that you were the one didn’t bother him at all. In fact, the first thing he does is reciprocate the sentiment.

Damien: Of course, he could hear you saying it all the time in his mind. Everything he did, you seemed to echo that three word phrase in your head over and over again. Still, it didn’t make hearing it from your voice any less special when you finally did vocally profess your love to Damien.

Diana: This could be your last moment seeing her as she readied herself to fight the Demon Lord, so the words only seemed right to say. Diana pauses in her preparations when she hears you, fixing you with a gentle smile. This wasn’t going to be the last time she heard you say those words, she promised you that.

Saero: You had said it in passing, almost as if it were a random phrase that had only just come to mind. Saero almost missed it the way you said it so nonchalantly and, when he realized, a flush of color crossed his cheeks. You couldn’t expect him to say it so easily the first time too, could you?

A cute, romantic scenario of the MC taking Diana to the mall?

imagine-otome-games:

“We have something like this back home.”

Of course, as Diana stared down at the cold treat you had purchased for the both of them

a form of crystallized milk you had called ice cream

she couldn’t actually recall seeing anything like it at all. She had been lying through her teeth, wanting to seem at least a little bit more knowledgeable about the delectable treat than she actually was. It didn’t exactly work with you.

“Oh?” You brow quirked in question. “What’s your favorite flavor?”

Diana knew when she was caught in a lie. Instead of admitting to it, she looked around the expansive place the two of you were in. People bustled around the hallways, coming in and out of stores that she couldn’t even imagine. She had been told that this place

this mall

was like an indoor market, where different shops sold different wares all for different prices. She thought it would make her feel comfortable and at home to be in a place similar to what she was used to, but the mall was certainly not anything like a local bazaar in the Abyssal Plains.

“The sweet kind,” she mumbled slowly after a rather long pause, unsure if it was the right answer.

Smiling, you decided not to embarrass her any further. Despite being so confident in herself, the rare moments where she flustered with her lack of knowledge were what you cherished the most sometimes.

“Then I suppose you’ll like the flavor I chose,” you commented, holding a spoonful up to her lips.

Hesitantly, she took the bite you offered. Eyes widening as the subtle taste of vanilla melted on her tongue, Diana moved her gaze from you to the little bowl of sweet, frozen cream. If this is what the mall had to offer her, then she was sure she liked it more than any bazaar she had ever been to.

kalgalen:

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amethyst-transwoman:

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princetpenguin:

amethyst-transwoman:

In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”

i donut think this is a good idea

What’s wrong with it

Idk I could go for some nice nut rn

Please i don’t want to wake up to this

who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin

I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth

i sure do want to
get my morning started with some
fresh nut in my mouth


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spaceshipoftheseus:

bazernalbus:

canero-aether:

lucithor:

ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that

The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease

I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years

There’s a quote in a letter from some poor Roman stationed out in like, fucking Ukraine, basically saying it’s the worst place to live in the entire world because they grow neither olives nor grapes.

No lube and no wine. WHY EVEN BE ALIVE

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im-simmin:

gurrenbuster:

railroadsoftware:

tofugoddess:

Why would you put raw chicken into a soup and have it cook in the broth and spread its disgusting pathogens and shit. That’s a chunk of a raw dead animal just floating in your soup 😷

that’s how…. cooking works

Vegans having 0 understanding of food aside, that looks super fucking good.

“why would you cook raw food” is one of the wildest things i’ve hears a vegan say