A witch curses a man to be a hideous, terrifying monster – only his learning to love and earn that person’s love in return will break the spell.
One day he finds an orphan in the land surrounding his home and takes the kid in. And yeah, he’s scary and horrible-looking, but like hell he’s letting a child out to fend for themselves, and he does everything he can to make sure the kid is safe, comfortable, and happy. And eventually the child stops minding that they’re staying with a monster, eventually stops thinking he’s going to eat them and gnaw on their bones.
And then one night the kid kisses their monster-dad on the cheek before bed and says “Goodnight, Dad. I love you,” thus breaking the spell.
But @twinklecupcake, how’s the kid going to react the next day when monster dad is now human dad? Monster dad is going to need to prove that it’s still him to the child.
Tbh I imagine it more like Disney and later takes on the tale, where the change is instantaneous. (As opposed to the Villeneauve version where it happens the next day.)
Still hilarious though.
“AAAAAAH, WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE’S MY DAD?”
“Kid, kid, it’s okay, it’s me! You – oh my god, you broke the spell-”
“WHAT SPELL? WHERE’S DAD?”
“Okay, kiddo, I need you to calm down–”
“*grabs the fire poker* Stay back! I know how to use this, asshole–!”
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
So ugly
My name is Ebony D’arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
supertights said: Eggsy sleeping in Harry’s bed with JB, hugging Harry’s godawful jacket from the dinner thing with SLJ, thinking Harry is dead, and Harry arriving home, back from the dead, worse for wear, with eyepatch and looking down on his protege and sighing.
Draiad: oh man ;A; could you imagine what Harry’d think coming home to this view. I wonder if he knows Eggsy was watching 8D wonder if he’d have realized before this how much Eggsy cared
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