Shit I did while drunk

• Changed into my PJs (I don’t remember this)
• Bragged about getting top 10% most improved in my entire level in the country
• Lots of drunk Facebook chat (I mostly remember this)
• Cooked and ate rice vermicelli/beehoon
• Made broth for it and drank most of it (I don’t remember the second part)
• Rambled at a bunch of friends in broken English and what sounds like tone-perfect Mandarin
• Drank a lot of essence of chicken (I don’t fully remember this)
• Remembered to gulp down about 500ml/0.5qt water

And I’m not hungover. Somehow.

Well, that was fun.