mydiamondyourdiamondharleyquinn:
“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
it all started in new jersey
please don’t hate
Yah, das es goot
CODE BROWN!!!!
“Calming”
shrimpchip
Hijis
Dan’s been dead for 20 years.
no smiles
well, it’s a swan.
DRINK ME
put your peas out for the mothman
Stum
Do you need some pantene?
Astral butter
@rayyskitzo WHY USE A PRESSURE COOKER
WEESNAW
#ACCEPTSISTERDANIEL2K16
get the stick out
massachusetts did nothing wrong.
The great T flipping class of 15.
Every time is Plaster time
36 page essay on why Gumball is a god
I think there’s cheese in there
Stop hailing the black box
“10 pennies.”
“i didnt see the problem with being naked”
“yo bye” “bye yo”
“I want to pet your bae’s dad’s hair.”
“So you copy off me, and you copy off you”
“Put that thing away”
“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner”
“What are you even tweeting? Hashtag there’s a freaking ghOST AFTER US???”
JESUS CHRIST, THATS JASON BOURNE
what kind of white nonsense…. is this what yall do?
all five blue dicks out for harambe
@hey-im-jean-grey Planet Aid
@itsmescottsummers three ounces of whoop ass
@charlotte–xavier FUCK. THE CRINKLE BAG
@dadneato-is-here sobbing over Troy Sivan in sync
This really rustles my cornfields.
The Pitch Fork Feminist have been let loose on another crowd of unsuspecting men.
Stripper McCoy.
Oh, not just Stripper McCoy.
His full title is Pre Med Student Winged Stripper Fetus McCoy.
Show some respect.
@foundingfemales @musikat18 I told you guys to never mention that again
@turtle-cupcake “I too would be surprised if my asexual roommate…”
by myself, on the ice floes…
“No one can read Italian!”
mister gotts would never starve here
My son is named Corktree
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Company Policy
“It’s an avacadoooooo”
LINA CALL EC-ERT
The Official Homestuck Dating Quiz 2.0
SO THEY TOOK MY SHIP
Watermelons.
“The swan’s escaped”
“Napykins”
“Floof”
G u e s t B o n t h e w i i
“‘MOTHER’
‘V E R M O N T’”
“i lIKE LEMON MERiNGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“cay is BUTTT”
“ME”
“tight pants blue jeans thumbs up”
“i n h a l e”“あなたは ばか かば です。” “sVORK”
The Scringle Mingus
Why did I make her drink the milk.
SNARF / doggoflage
heroin is only kind of illegal
jumin h????????????????
nut omelette
iwant ur not omelette
“dad smells cheese”
“I found your number on a football”
whos padme idk her and im gay for obi wan
and then his father shouted “aaaaaaahhhhh’ and he realized it was a dream all along
you are a stupidu and i am a scooby doo
George Washington’s wooden teeth
I can’t be the Messiah I’m gay
I couldn’t find a brown bodysuit, so I found this little boy @captaintoughfluff
one word
fuckGru’s forehead is like a bowl bottom, bowl-bottomed forehead Gru (@mary-miracle you know what I’m talkin’ about)
Junko did nothing wrong
Not on my Christian Minecraft server
Eight (8) fine abdominal muscles
Yogurt
@cerulean-shark @actualelffucker @the rest of the squaderino
nasal passages @son-of-maglor
THE
King Bob
does it come in pink?
Inclined pull-ups.
FantasyBoudicca 