vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

her: i want a forest lesbian gf with wool socks and scraped knees

me, absolutely barreling out of a fucking bramble patch after having had to outrun an entire herd of unusually aggressive cows that were NOT in the pasture they were SUPPOSED to be in:

my socks are cotton so i tried to make up for it with the scraped knees part

look what’s important is that i lived