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What is the strangest thing you’ve walked in on someone doing?

Worked as a waiter in college. It was the late 80s. The third floor of our place was tiny, held four tables. Normally, for lunch we weren’t busy enough to put people up there. Had a couple come in and request a table on the third floor. When I brought the drinks, he told me to take my time coming back because his date had to run to the store for smokes. I come back about ten minutes later and she is gone. This guy had a cell phone and it was the first one I had ever seen. I asked him about it and we talked for a few minutes about how it worked. He showed it to me and let me call my roommates so I could see how it sounded. I thanked him for showing it to me and went back downstairs. When I walked downstairs and my eyes got level with the floor, I glanced over at his table and I could see her shoes and knees underneath the tablecloth. He was in mid blowjob while calmly and patiently explaining to me how cell phones work.