mikhailvalhidris:

butterynutjob:

witch-of-the-west-country:

meduseld:

penroseparticle:

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

This is scarily accurate. 100 miles is a fuck of a long way for an English person. Mention the 1800s? Meh, it’s old, but not, like, Black Death Old. It isn’t Magna Carta old.

“I live in a 100 year old house.”

“New build? Nice!”

“My bofriend lives 100 miles away.”

“End it. Long distance relationships don’t work.

LOL I know people that commute 100 miles every day to work.

@bitterfoam didn’t we just talk about this? XD