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I hung a sign on my door tonight reading 

I have the flu! I don’t want to infect any little monsters! So please help yourself!

with an arrow pointing to the candy bucket next to the door. 

So far three separate small children have yelled PLEASE FEEL BETTER at me through my door. Also one of them told what was clearly his younger brother “Take ONLY ONE, don’t be greedy, the Great Pumpkin can see you.”

Faith in the world: restored. 

When I loaded up the bucket it had in it:

One bag’s worth of Starburst
One bag’s worth of Dum Dum lollipops
Two bags’ worth of M&M snack-size packs
Two small bags’ worth of erasers (skulls and black cats)
One bag’s worth of plastic fangs because those were MY FAVORITE as a child

I just brought the bucket in and it had in it:

Two individual Starburst
About half a dozen erasers
One Blow Pop lollipop
One snack-sized Twix bar

Apparently someone thought that I might like a blow pop and a Twix bar. Thank you, trick-or-treating child, I DID. 

Oh my gods, best kids.