#i want them in a rom-com#as those two bachelor#who keeps being neighboor seat in restaurant#and oh#they would both be trying to date#but their dates would always be horrible#and they would always end up speaking to each other#until one day one of them get their head out or their arse#and suggest that they try a date together#and it’s a match made in heaven#can i have this please?#mark strong#taron egerton
(via @elletromil)
#PERFECT TAGS ARE PERFECT #KINGSMAN CAST #MARK STRONG #TARON EGERTON #OK BUT ALSO #EGGSY AND MERLIN SITTING AT DIFFERENT TABLES IN A RESTAURANT #MERLIN IS WAITING FOR HIS HUSBAND HARRY TO SHOW UP #SOMEHOW HE ENDS UP FLIRTING WITH EGGSY #EGGSY WAS FINDING MERLIN HOT AF #AND THEN HARRY FINALLY SHOWS UP #BUT HARRY IS EQUALLY HOT AF #WTF? WHAT’S HIS LIFE?? #EGGSY IS ALL *__* AND ♥__♥ #AND A TINY BIT SAD BECAUSE THESE TWO ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY HAPPY TOGETHER #AND HOT #DID HE SAY HOT? #AND HE FEELS A TINY BIT SORRY FOR HIMSELF #EXCEPT HARRY IS EQUALLY CHARMED WITH EGGSY #IT ENDS IN POLYAMORY #YOU KNOW THE DRILL 🙂 #KINGSMAN #MERHARTWIN #IN THE TAGS (via @lena221b)
#yes please give me that???#merlin introducing the two#‘eggsy this is my husband harry’#‘harry this is eggsy he kept me company while you were stuck in traffic’#and eggsy is all blushing#because both harry and merlin look like they want to eat him whole and like#but they’re married!!#surely he’s misinterpreting the situation#but there is no misinterpreting the situation when harry asks him if he is there on his own#and if he would like to join them#since merlin seemed to enjoy his company#and he wouldn’t want to cut short their conversatoin#harry was the one in the wrong after all for being late#and eggsy can just kinda nod along numbly#while harry waves at a waiter to bring another to their table and another plate#and merlin and harry both flirt with eggsy all night#and merlin distracts eggsy while harry is paying for them all because nope eggsy won’t be paying for anything tonight#and just eggsy trying to find a way to leave them his number or something#and not be inappropriate just in case that he IS misinterpreting#but
of course merlin is faster and he gives him their numbers and is all
‘we should do that again but maybe in a more intimate setting’#‘like in our house’#merhartwin#kingsman(via @elletromil)
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