mixxtapej:

Tequila and Eggsy hooking up would be an enormous headache for everyone involved since they’re both “Merlin/Ginger is most of my impulse control”

They tried to fuck in an empty whiskey barrel and got stuck and Merlin had to pull out “two bare-ass naked spies who we have entrusted with the safety of the free world jesus feckin shite we’re all in trouble”