codenamegingerale:

Things in Kingsman: The Golden Circle that will never not be funny to me

• Harry getting fucking decked in the face by a flying frying pan
• Poppy’s robo-doggos being named after a song by Elton John, whom she kidnapped

• “I think we need to go to Kentucky!” “Fried Chicken?”

• That old guy that finally took a decent shit in like 3 weeks
• Eggsy’s abysmal lack of security in his own damn office
• The Statesman having a first aid kit in their fucking cowboy hats
• ELTON JOHN: FRIEND
• Channing Tatum got to pour alcohol on some crotches, danced, and then was promptly frozen in cryo barely an hour into the film
• Eggsy and Merlin comforting Harry whilst bodies and objects soar around them
• One of Poppy’s drug symptoms being reminiscent of the Party Rock Anthem music video
• Harry Hart, Harry Hart. Super spy, super spy.