prompt: Merlin in yoga pants :)

anarchycox:

“Did he lose a bet?” Roxy asked.

“Did he lose his mind?” Harry countered.

Eggsy laughed at them. “Nope,” he said happily. They all watched Merlin yelling at the candidates while wearing a t-shirt and yoga pants.

Neon pink swirly yoga pants.

Roxy opened her mouth, and then closed it again. She tilted her head a bit and watched him pace.

All the candidates were trembling either in laughter or fear. And they were all staring at his ass as he turned to get stuff out of an equipment box.

When he bent over there was more than one whimper. And then a scream as a candidate ducked at the last minute as Merlin threw a knife.

“If ye are all done ogling my ass, I think that this has proved my point,” Merlin said. “Ye let my change in clothes, an absurd one, designed to confuse ye, actually work. A Kingsman should nae be distracted by such petty things. Go run laps.”

Harry smiled relieved. “So it was a test,” he nodded to himself.

Merlin had been coming over and heard that. “Aye it was a test.”

“So, we won’t be seeing those again?” Roxy said hopefully. Honestly they were very distracting.

“Oh hell yes, ye will. Do you nae know how comfortable these are? I’ve ordered like 7 pairs,” Merlin said. He did a quick knee bend. “I’m going to live in these.” He walked away.

Harry and Roxy stared at Eggsy in horror. “No” they said in unison.

Eggsy shrugged. “I like ‘em.” He whistled as he walked away, keeping an eye on Merlin’s ass the whole time.