i-dream-of-oceans:

amlugnis:

rising-above-stars:

lafayette-largebaguette:

texasfeather02:

bossbot:

katheo-enderheart:

here-comes-napsttaton:

the90sfreshestdude:

omg-humor:

???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.

Historical place without anyone liking history because they’re too busy being rich assholes

the “weird” corner of northeast america

cows

No not England, the other one

Hot with cowboy boots and cows. Also humidityyyyyyyyyyy. Maybe a wall on our south border soon to be built.

We do weird shit so much some people stopped questioning us.

Green, hobbits, our government spent money on changing our flag only for us to decide to keep the old one, can I say Middle Earth? That might give it away actually.

Nobody knows this place

We owe money to everyone, yet we are all poor?

We caned Michael Fay, ban chewing gum, and our national newspaper recently roasted the fuck out of some American idiot on Twitter.