gay-for-my-incubaes:

*Sam,Matthew, and Mika are out at dinner*

*Mika’s phone is on the table when it rings.*

Sam:*Looks at phone.*

Sam:“Who the hell is Big Daddy?”

Mika:*Looks straight at Sam and answers the phone*

Mika:“Hello James.”

*Sam is choking on his food and Matthew is laughing hysterically*