foolishmortal:

darcyfirth:

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In the palace of my mind, Eggsy opens that umbrella and Harry spoons him to make themselves a smaller target and protect the egg at all costs.

Cue a sly, “is that a Kingsman issue Sig Sauer in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

“I am…” -suggestive pause- “*enormously* pleased to see you, darling, but a gentleman is always prepared.”

*stream of gunshots*