driftinglightofthewoods:

otakusteve:

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus:

cyfymech:

bazeholdmybeer:

emmersdrawberry:

amusementofaprincess:

scifigrl47:

ladychaoticka:

prettyspaceprnce:

idjitproofwings:

faedreamer:

fearlessjones:

thehardveneer:

vanpocalypse:

give-pete-a-chance:

cattyfantastic:

tbridge:

cutlerish:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

katheo-enderheart:

here-comes-napsttaton:

the90sfreshestdude:

omg-humor:

???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.

Historical place without anyone liking history because they’re too busy being rich assholes

the “weird” corner of northeast america

cows

Where David Cameron fucked a pig.

On a sound between two mountain ranges.

West of the Chesapeake, between two rivers. It’s not a fucking swamp, it’s a plain.

Cabrillo, Scripps, Horton and Spreckels.

Lawyers, guns, and money.

Heroin, guns, murder, crabs, and John Waters.

Uffda.

cacti, unbearable heat, scorpions 🦂

the wooooorst cheetoh is basically my neighbor.

Cheesesteaks, liberty bell, declaration of independence, heroin

Frank Sinatra sang a song about it.

Beavers, trees and lumberjacks

Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, and the Cabots talk only to God.

The land without the letter “R”

Wintery Hell. Pothole capitol. Corn.

Strawberries, beach, barbecue, rain is a myth

Rain, coffee, hatred.

Fake tan, vajazzles, misery

The land of tulips and windmills, hookers and weed

Mostly a flat pancake aside from some hills in the south, rain, and people complaining for the sake of complaining

We ban chewing gum and drugs.