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Hospital T-Rex

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

Lol when my appendix burst, I had initially refused to go to the ER because it was a Saturday night (which are always busy helltimes for ERs of course) – and when I arrived I was told there were eight people ahead of me. I agreed and just asked for something to drink and something for the nausea. They took my vital signs, looked at each other, and then whisked me back immediately to a room and within five minutes the ER attending physician came in (as opposed to a resident physician).

“Hahaha, holy shit, am I dying?” I asked him – because HOSPITAL T-REX IS CORRECT

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

P90 Rex