yachtgoths:

personsonable:

*gets my arm bitten off by a wolverine in the canadian wilderness and this billboard instantly teleports to my location, silently mocking me as i bleed to death*

It’s because these two attorneys legit has a massive break up. They’re from around where I live. All their billboards are getting changed it’s surreal. I think one has a restraining order on the order? It’s wild.