Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

lostandunicorny:

dammit-sherlock-its-greg:

ausvetstudent:

kd-zralots:

adventuresofanoverachiever:

vetmedirl:

radioactivekatie:

drownedwednesday:

narceus:

deathbyspookyopen:

ibelieveinthelittletreetopper:

sillyme6:

bakasara:

storyhoard:

puzzling-turnabout:

pas-cal:

prince-bucky:

acemenrah:

hallow-vee-n:

ryttu3k:

fluffmugger:

supernachtkuchen:

cup-of-spoopy:

spookients:

theskaldspeaks:

annieheim:

donesparce:

hellobendykitty:

steampunkforever27:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

Stab

I tried to hold an angry cat

someone put an iron on my hand

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

tried to climb a dead tree

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

Learned the hard way:

– Why you don’t pull a cat’s tail (I was two)
– The importance of shoring up roof structures
– Why you don’t use a poorly balanced cinderblock as a support when drilling
– Burny things are hot
– Rotted fence palings make a surprisingly effective flail when they snap in half back along your inner arm as you pull them down.
– Win the fight before your opponent has the chance to hit you in the face with a metal chair

Spider bite that got infected. Doctor informed me, “Oh, it must have bitten you while you were asleep!” and I stayed awake the entire next night in paralytic terror and also pain.

Poorly planned re enactment of 101 Dalmatians.

i was 2 and my mom told me not to do something but i did it anyway

I slipped and cut my arm open

Scalding by water does not do a two year old good. Skin tends to boil and come off.

Tripped on my own feet and split my face open

I punched a mirror and it turns out that doesn’t work out like it usually does in the movies 

accidentally poured scalding-hot chocolate on my thigh, accidentally poured boiling water over half of my hand instead of into my teacup

Got stuck in some barbed wire with my leg. Also a scar from appendectomy surgery.

Parrots are more aggressive than you’d expect.

-Don’t sit inside a canvas inner tube for several miles, and then bathe the burns in bacteria-infested lake water for a week after.

-Don’t set a boat ramp on the wet metal beams so that it falls while you’re walking on it

I was an adventurer like you, then I took a red-tailed hawk to the knee.

The slash on my hand indicates I am not good at cutting drywall

fractious alpaca restraint

same

Surgery

My knee may look like they repaired my acl/meniscus…. But in all reality, I just fall alot.

Can of baked beans and my right pinky.

Don’t yank a penknife when it’s stuck

did a DIY cyst removal myself using nail clippers and a needle cause I thought Doctor Pimple prepared me enough for it

Use a potholder that covers your whole hand when reaching inside an oven. Also, take your vitamins so shit heals cleanly.

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