Seduce Me Poetry

seducethis72:

karygurl:

I’m bored at work and was inspired to do some googling to find the most appropriate poetry for each of the Seduce Me love interests. 

James:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
That’s what they say, but it just isn’t true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren’t blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland’s not green.
A pinky’s not pink, so what does it mean?
To call something blue when it’s not, we defile it.
But I suppose I’ll desist; it’s hard to rhyme “violet.”

Erik:
Roses are blue,
Violets are red.
I’m no good at colors,
But I’m brilliant in bed.

Sam:
Roses are red,
Here’s something new:
Violets are violet,
Not fucking blue.

Matthew:
Charmander’s red
Squirtle is blue
I wish my Pokemon
Would evolve into you

Damien:
Roses are red
Pansies are pink
I know just what you want
‘Cause I hear what you think

Suzu:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Insert a coin
And be my player two

Naomi:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m really shy
But I do still like you

Andrew:
Roses are red,
No matter the weather.
I’m glad that your grandfather
Brought us together.

Diana:
Roses are red
True love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin everywhere

Dianna?!! Really!!?!