harttwin:

Eggsy, ringing Merlin up like: Merlin, guv, can you fix my internet? I’ve been trying to torrent this movie for hours and Harry–

Merlin: I’m not your internet provider Eggsy. Not to mention you’re old enoughy to know that what you’re doing is illegal, I doubt Harry–

Eggsy: Come on, Merlin, pleeeeease? Pretty please?

Merlin, huffing: It’s done.