Questions I have about the “Cars” universe now that I’ve seen “Cars 3”

-How the fuck do Cars age? There’s a small child car that always cheering for Lightning at every race, and so many cars mention their youths in this one. How do they grow? Are small cars always small or do they get new parts like in “Robots”?

-Mater mentions church at one point, and Cars 2 had a Pope-mobile. So was there Car Jesus? Are there other Car religions?

-What determines a Car’s gender?

-Smokey mentions running moonshine at one point. So Car Prohabition existed? So Car American Government exists? Did all the Car Presidents exist? Was JFK Car assassinated? Did Car Bill Clinton “Not Rev Up with that woman”? Also, Moonshine? But don’t Cars only eat and drink Gasoline and water??

-Smokey also says Doc wrote a lot of letters about Lightning. How do cars write???

-There’s a Mac startup sound and facetime and I just wanna know what Car Steve Jobs looks like.

-If paint is clothes for a car, then is Lightning naked or just wearing the equivalent of sweatpants in a scene where he just has his “Primer” on?

-There’s a school bus-why do Cars need a school bus? They can drive??? Also Car education exists??? Do they get their GM.E.D. certificate?

-and finally WHY WAS THE FIRST BORING ASS MOVIE ALL ABOUT MAKING RADIATOR SPRINGS GREAT AGAIN WHEN THEY BARELY SPEND ANY TIME THERE IN THE TWO SEQUELS?

I may add more if more questions arise.