James plays Seduce Me

James: This title screen is unsettling. These are my brothers I’m about to be seduced by. I hope I can look them in the eye after this.
Mika: You’ll be okay, I think.
James: I do like this music…
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James: Oh- hello Erik. *snorts* He would begin with that wouldn’t he.
James: Do you think I should use my name? Will it let me?
Mika: Dunno. Try it… Your real name or your human name?
James: Human. Otherwise would be… quite uncomfortable.
James: Oh Hells I… I can’t play this if Erik is going to spend the entire game molesting my ear off. Please don’t ma-
James: *sNORTS*
Mika: Holy shit they got you figured out.
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James: Is Erik like this the entire game?
Mika: Mmmmhm.
James: I’ll be right back; I can already tell I’ll need a scotch for this.
Mika: Oh my god we haven’t even started the actual game yet!
James: I am aware, love.