halfblessedhalfcursed:

tearfulmaiden:

Why does every bond girl fall in love with bond in the course of one movie? he’s not that charming u guys, he’s just suave. like, what i would give for a bond girl to be like- ‘okay this was fun and you’re a nice shag but i dont love you okay dont get any ideas’ 

I demand a lesbian bond girl who doesn’t even want to shag him! Fuck that noise, she starts making out with the secondary girl that Bond is meant to move onto and the entire movie is him trying desperately to get his groove back after the blow to his inflated ego!